How to Sing the Blues -- "He got teeth like Margaret Thatcher and he weighs about 500 pounds."
Scroll your way past the chord progressions, and this article has some good Blues wailin' instructions like:
Blues are simple. After you have the first line right, repeat it. Then find something that rhymes. Sort of: Got a good woman with the meanest dog in town. He got teeth like Margaret Thatcher and he weighs about 500 pounds.
